The Armed Republic of Anarchic Parrot is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 546 million Parrotians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.6%.

The powerhouse Anarchic Parrotian economy, worth 51.7 trillion pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 94,690 pounds, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 400,937 per year while the poor average 14,447, a ratio of 27.8 to 1.

Kids who move from attending a public school in the city to the country often struggle in goat milking class, beatboxing has replaced the 'Wilhelm scream' as the nation's most popular sound effect, textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be, and the navy's new flotilla is gonna be a thrilla. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Anarchic Parrot's national animal is the Supreme Parrot King, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Anarchic Parrot is ranked 139,300^th in the world and 257^th in Conch Kingdom for Safest, scoring 65.06 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.